Street Alchemy Origins Limited Edition
Disclaimer: This shirt holds mystical energy that may cause spontaneous head nods from other enlightened beings and at least one life-changing conversation with a stranger who smells like patchouli and knows too much about Atlantis."**
Wearing this shirt has been known to grant the following side effects, thanks to the sacred monks who blessed it after meditating atop a hidden mountain for 420 years while puffing on some ancient, next-level herb:
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Telepathic Insights – You’ll start finishing people’s sentences… and their snacks.
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Levitation Potential – Float like a feather, or at least feel 10% lighter when dodging bad vibes.
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Aural-Spectral Recognition – Instantly spot who’s got good energy and who peaked in high school.
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Sex Attractor™ – Warning: You may experience increased flirtation, prolonged eye contact, and random DMs from people who “don’t normally do this.”
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Supreme Chill Mode – Immune to petty drama, parking tickets, and people who text “k.”
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Legendary Vibes – Elevate any room you enter. No explanation. Just aura.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (201.28 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Street Alchemy Ascend Through Style.
- Email: contact@support.streetalchemy.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Street Alchemy Origins Limited Edition Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.76
|
208
|
96
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
21.65
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
23.23
|
9.45
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
24.8
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
26.38
|
10.63
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
27.95
|
112
|
