Cosmic Dreamer Women's T-Shirt
"Wearing this shirt has been scientifically proven to cause the following side effects (according to top-secret alien research that the government definitely doesn’t want you to know about):
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+50 Charisma Boost – You’ll have strangers nodding at you like you’re the chosen one.
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Interdimensional Aura – Slight chance of bending time and space or at least getting a front-row parking spot.
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Alien Magnetism – Attracts extraterrestrial allies who may or may not abduct you for VIP tours of the cosmos.
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Laser-Focused Confidence – Perfect for shutting down haters, landing your dream job, or ordering the spiciest thing on the menu without breaking eye contact
More details
- 95% polyester, 5% elastane
- Heavyweight fabric: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Street Alchemy Ascend Through Style.
- Email: contact@support.streetalchemy.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde and azo dyes level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cosmic Dreamer Women's T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
15.75
|
23.23
|
79
|
|
S
|
16.54
|
23.62
|
7.48
|
|
M
|
17.32
|
242
|
7.87
|
|
L
|
18.9
|
25.2
|
8.27
|
|
XL
|
20.47
|
26.38
|
8.66
|
|
2XL
|
225
|
27.56
|
96
|
